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Fandom, what are you doing in my Korea. ((no, I’m STILL not dead. Just dying. From busy and not having internet.)

It’s my day off today, and I have so much to do, but feel totally and utterly lazy. I just wanna lay in bed and listen to a book. What are you guys doing today?Disclaimer: Snapchat filter. I’m not this cute in real life

marie1968: It’s my day off today, and I have so much to do, but feel totally and utterly lazy. I just wanna lay in bed and listen to a book. What are you guys doing today?Disclaimer: Snapchat filter. I’m not this cute in real life

I truly hope everyone who thinks that selling stories (written in explicit sexual detail of real r*pe and abuse of minors that actually occurred in REAL LIFE) ~isn’t child p*rn~ is never allowed to be around children or have children. You are trash.

inkskinned: the men in my life are all good men, or, at least, they are men who are not violent - and that is enough for a man to be considered good; that he could be violent but is not.the men in my life are good men. recently at a hardware store one

graceless-goddess: I hope you have a relationship that’s real for once and you are sure of where you are in their life. I hope you’re not a distraction or a past time or something to be used. But a love, a sweetheart, a muse. I hope you are something

colonel-bastard: that face when you realize that you’ve been low-key cosplaying as your finnish husband’s adorable oc (if you’re not reading matias and anders by @wuffen then you’re missing out) LOOK AT MY HANDSOME HUSBAND AND HOW CUTE HE LOOKS OH

amx004qubeley:fughtopia:salon:As a sniper I was not usually the victim of a traumatic event, but the perpetrator of violence and death. My actions in combat would have been more acceptable to me if I could cloak myself in the belief that the whole mission

Folks, I am old and I am tired. I have numerous real life things that are draining me and I just plain do not have the energy to get involved with every problem or bad thing that happens. I’m sorry, I wish I could but its hard enough to keep my head

alanahikarichan: diggingandfluff: dragonsandbutts: To all my followers who are not robots, and live in NY, and want Bernie Sanders to win. DO NOT WEAR ANYTHING THAT HAS ANY CANDIDATE ON IT! Please share this info with everyone in your real life. I

On the Beach 3Her heavy pendulous breasts are amazing, don’t you think? This real-life Russian woman was captured in an old video and I have a very short gif of her on my Patreon page. Sorry the quality is not so good, but we are lucky to catch

alienshepard: me: Its realistic that not every companion likes the other. In real life not everybody becomes friends with everyone, so I appreciate the dynamics some people put in video games also me every time my companions are mean to eachother:

This morning someone in my everyday life (a guy outta all people) told me I’m fake because I only wear makeup 4% of the time and my social media photos are bullshit cause People follow the model me not the real me. Well I’m as real as they

motelcarmen:i just want all of my minor followers to know that if an older man on tumblr or in real life for that matter tells you that you’re mature for your age he doesn’t mean it he’s not your friend and his intentions are bad

dragonsandbutts: To all my followers who are not robots, and live in NY, and want Bernie Sanders to win. DO NOT WEAR ANYTHING THAT HAS ANY CANDIDATE ON IT! Please share this info with everyone in your real life.

motelcarmen:i just want all of my minor followers to know that if an older man on tumblr or in real life for that matter tells you that you’re mature for your age he doesn’t mean it he’s not your friend and his intentions are bad

Here’s a story that I’m gonna tell in first person that is completelymade up and zero percent relevant with my life. Never befriend your students because nobody should ever know anything about your personal life when you are doing your job

shirazade: I don’t feel very manly. I don’t feel rugged and strong and capable in real life, not how I imagine a man ought to be. So I seek it, to mimic it and maybe understand it, or maybe to draw it into my own reality. People who are scary,

sexoutatsea: camdamage: @vextape and me not sitting in a tree, but indeed k-i-s-s-i-n-g 😚💕 OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS IS THIS REAL LIFE JSDHFKJSDHFKJSDHFJKSDFHJSDKF MY TWO DREAM GIRLS ARE MAKING OUT ATTENTION EVERYONE MY TWO DREAM GIRLS ARE FUCKING

these are my icky gross evil proshipper opinions i’m only AcTIvE so people don’t turn around and act like i’ve betrayed them for *checks notes* not thinking cartoons are real. BETTER WATCH OUT

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